What The Fuck, "Nice Guys"?

(submission by sweetcatastrophex)

Oh, Nice Guys. It must be strange to believe with every bit of your heart that all women have relegated you to this terrible awful place known as the “Friend-Zone”. Also that no woman would ever dare look in the “Friend-Zone” for a boyfriend because everyone there is just too nice (and not, ya know, whiny misogynistic assholes). 

But really, Nice Guys, does it ever occur to you that being nice is common? That there are lots of people who do nice things for other people, and don’t brag about it constantly? Seriously, your niceness does not make you special. Being nice is not a personality flaw, but constantly telling people how nice you are, is.