What The Fuck, "Nice Guys"?

residenthipster:

ufuckingdidnt:

residenthipster:

spenacethemenace:

ufuckingdidnt:

spenacethemenace:

cocksucking-accent:

Hahahahahahaha.

Oh man.

Oh. Oh gods. This is precious.

“Nice guys ARE nice, I am a nice guy, oh my gods stop making fun of nice guys and instead call them something else.”

Protip

If the words “I am a nice guy” ever come out of your mouth

And you aren’t currently engaged in the act of satirizing nice guys

You ARE part of the problem.

And you ARE one of these “not really nice guys.”

Oh okay. So in other words, saying that you’re a nice person isn’t even okay to do anymore.

So when I drove a friend from Vermont to Rhode Island and back IN ONE DAY because she wanted to attend a local TV interview about a video of hers that had gone viral, I wasn’t being a nice guy?

When I made that same drive to Rhode Island, on a separate occasion, to be there for a friend after her grandfather passed because she needed me, I wasn’t being a nice guy?

When I gave money to a woman who had a young child with her and was trying to ride the bus, but didn’t have the fair when she thought she did, I wasn’t being a nice guy?

I got nothing back for any of these things, nor did I want anything back. I’m only even mentioning them now because you seem to confused over the definition of what “nice” is.

So what was I being if not a nice guy? Please, I would LOVE to hear. 

yo bro if you don’t fit the definition of what this blog and others are labeling as “nice guy”, they’re likely not talking about you!  see, language has this cool aspect to it where you can refer to different things using either similar or the exact same phrasing and then work out the meaning behind it through use of context clues!

and also yes man you’re kind of a douche bag for taking the time to detail out scenarios wherein you behaved like a decent human being like that’s weird or you deserve a cookie for it or something.  sometimes, as human beings, we do nice things!  that’s not unusual.  anyone is capable of being nice.  and i’ll fucking bet you’ve done some mean things to people, as well!  it’s part of being a person.  

suck it up sweet babby boy

or dont

personally, i think white boy tears are delicious

“taking the time to detail out scenarios wherein you behaved like a decent human being”

I’m pretty sure spending a total of $120 to go to a friend’s grandfather’s funeral isn’t just “being a decent human being”.

Maybe you’re unaware of the distance from VT to RI, but it’s four and a half freaking hours.

That’s being a fucking GOOD friend, not a “decent human being”.

Just saying.

For one who talks a lot about language usage, that guy sure as hell didn’t actually… you know, use correct language.
There’s this funny thing, ufuckingdidnt, about being precise with language. While there is a separate vernacular idea for “nice guy,” happening to actually be a nice guy doesn’t mean that he’s doing something wrong.

And you know what, fuck it, people are ALLOWED TO BE PROUD OF DOING THINGS THAT ARE NICE. Altruism is an amazing thing, and so rare nowadays. Besides, he was using that as an example to detail what he was saying (providing elaboration on a point - if you’re going to jump back to the language argumentation side). Nice guys, really nice guys (not Nice Guys), are rare nowadays - I was offered MONEY for helping someone pick up things that she dropped - and it’s the norm to forgo altruism for personal gain.

(Protip, though, Spenace… When you hear “nice guy” in situations referring to relationships or views of the self, it’s more commonly referring to the Nice Guy Syndrome where men think that they’re entitled to an intimate relationship simply for being kind to a female friend. You had a point, but it was a disparity in language.)

lol dude, that was my point~

as in

exactly what i said

read better

Sorry, man, I couldn’t find your point through the hypocritical rants about language usage.

Seriously residenthipster.
You are both saying the same thing.
ufuckingdidnt: “yo bro if you don’t fit the definition of what this blog and others are labeling as ‘nice guy’, they’re likely not talking about you!”
residenthipster: “While there is a separate vernacular idea for ‘nice guy,’ happening to actually be a nice guy doesn’t mean that he’s doing something wrong.” 

(Source: wtfniceguys, via logic-and-art)