What The Fuck, "Nice Guys"?

Ugh, WHY must these men assume that any guy in a platonic relationship with a woman must be trying to get into her pants? Do they not see how awful that is to say to someone? It’s insulting to both people, and it’s just not true. That’s the problem with Nice Guys™, they’re never that nice.

standpoor:

legendarypurple:

I served two terms as Speaker of the House in the Friend Zone.

sorry that someones friendship isn’t good enough for you. i’ll be sure to send out a memo to all ladies “no one wants your friendship, they just want your pussy”

Oh and here all this time I thought my friends were there because they liked me as a person. Apparently I was wrong.

(Source: l0veontop)

(submission by pos1tiv3, thanks!)

http://feminspire.com/nice-guy-syndrome-and-the-friend-zone/ 

Well, I really don’t have much to add to this post. It’s short, it’s to the point, it’s funny, and it’s a 100% accurate summary of Nice Guy behavior. Definitely worth reading! 

A few of my favorite quotes:

“You know what? If these guys were genuinely nice, they wouldn’t be saying things like “the bitch stuck me in the friend zone because she only likes assholes.” Guess what? If she actually only liked assholes, then she would likely be superattracted to you because you are one.”

“You don’t deserve the dirt on my shoe if you don’t treat me with respect. Actual respect, not the kind you feign in an attempt to get me into bed with you.” 

“They use [The Friend Zone] as an excuse to ignore the fact that there are Actual Reasons behind their decision to not pursue a relationship or have sex with this guy.”
 

Fear not, for I have the solution! If you’re wondering if a person would like to go on a date with you, simply ask them, “Would you like to go on a date with me?” 

Crazy idea, I know, but it just might work. 

Ugh. Have I mentioned how much I really hate the “let’s pity the poor guy because this girl considers him her best friend” attitude? Because I really, really hate it.

Being considered a person’s best friend is flattering, it’s meaningful, and it’s not at all something to resent. If I told someone they were my best friend, and their friends responded with, “Wow buddy, sucks to be you!” I would be extremely offended. Guys who whine and moan about the “friend-zone” don’t deserve to have friends at all.

(submission by sweetcatastrophex)

Oh, Nice Guys. It must be strange to believe with every bit of your heart that all women have relegated you to this terrible awful place known as the “Friend-Zone”. Also that no woman would ever dare look in the “Friend-Zone” for a boyfriend because everyone there is just too nice (and not, ya know, whiny misogynistic assholes). 

But really, Nice Guys, does it ever occur to you that being nice is common? That there are lots of people who do nice things for other people, and don’t brag about it constantly? Seriously, your niceness does not make you special. Being nice is not a personality flaw, but constantly telling people how nice you are, is. 

“He’s decent about it but I caught him whining about a girl he likes. I gave him a talking to and he made this:

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-redmegan

Search “friend zone” and you’ll find this one all over the place, uploaded by different people. Hmm. Why is this so popular?

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again; Befriending someone, expecting them to fall in love with you, is a terrible way to go about getting a girlfriend/boyfriend/partner.  

(Source: fatirl)

floormasterofanxiety:

sweetdreamr:

    

Okay, seriously, ENOUGH ALREADY. I am sick to death of hearing about how much of a bitch that girl is because she doesn’t want to fuck you. EVEN THOUGH you put in all your time listening to her problems and shit.

Never mind that you were hella dishonest about your ulterior motives. Never mind that SHE DID EXACTLY THE SAME THING FOR YOU. Only she didn’t expect anything in return.

Wait, who’s the bitch again?

You shared stuff. You know, kind of like friends do. Just FYI, friends are awesome. Not to mention that it gets wicked hard to make friends as you get older. So whyfor all the incessant complaining?

Wait. OMGURNOTGETTINLAID?!!! OH. WELL THEN. Thanks for nothing! I mean, seriously?

Because what you’re saying is, friendship with a woman is worthless if you’re not getting laid.

This is probably the most hurtful thing about hearing my guy friends complain about the ‘friend zone’—you act as though everything we’ve been through is completely worthless, because you didn’t get exactly what you wanted. YOU HAD A FRIEND, DUMBASS. THAT IS NOT WORTHLESS AT ALL.

But really? If that’s how you’re gonna be, you don’t deserve a friend at all.

absolutely must reblog

THIS.  I don’t really have anything else to add, this sums it up really well.

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radarsonarelectrictoothbrushes:

More truths from The Friend Zone.

Once again, calling people names like “cunt” really won’t convince them to date you, or that you’re a nice guy.  
“Cunt, I’m waiting here patiently for you! Can’t you stop fucking douchebags for 10 minutes and realize I’m perfect!” 
How charming.  

(Source: thewhoviansith)

If people would just be more upfront about how they felt, there wouldn’t be so many people stuck in the “friend zone”. Seriously, if you make it clear from the beginning that you’re interested in dating this person, you’ll get an answer.  Even if it’s no, at least then you’ll know.  But if you just befriend someone and expect them to fall in love with you eventually, you’re setting yourself up for disappointment.

Also, a bit of advice to anyone who is stuck in this “friend zone”; accept it.  You want to date, she just wants to be friends, and no amount of pining after her and whining “why doesn’t she date MEEE?  I’m so much nicer than her boyfriend!” will impress her. 

(Source: thecrystalstarlet, via therealfriendzonefiona-deactiva)

slutrevolution:

kitchenknivesandcherrybombs:

joetheblogger:

cwnl:

Damn I hate girls like this, just give it to me straight god damn it I can take it!

Wait… how is this not Nice Guy Syndrome? Most of these seem to come from that perspective.

definitely Nice Guy Syndrome. 

Nice guy syndrome alllllllllll over the place.

One of them ought to say, “Says she’s your friend, Acts like your friend.” because that would sum them up nicely.  

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